Yeah with how popula gaming is I can’t believe someone couldn’t make an arcade work!

Bring back coin-op arcades with REAL pinball machines too. Please.

Think of the Instagram opportunities of you having an Orange Julius while playing pinball at Aladdin’s Palace? No filter necessary!

Just so you know, Amazon distribution warehouses are EXTREMELY not green. Like, less green space than a mall. Out of sight, out of mind, you know?

Couldn’t they embrace this and do a “throwback” mall—themed mall? With all the old stores you only got at malls, like Claire’s and Spencer’s and Sbarro’s? Bring back the sunken food court atrium and a Musicland straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Kids love the retro shit.

Back in my day, glitter nail polishes were $2 a pop, they were. And we were glad to have them! $5 got you a nail polish, a slice of cheese pizza, and pop, which is what we called it at the time. And you couldn’t reserve seats in the movie theater on your phone. We didn’t even have phones! Phones were the things in…

In their respective bedrooms on Facebook (well, not Facebook, but whatever the youths are using now that I don’t know about).

They’re too busy on their phone-machines trying to score the pot!

Where do today’s youth gather to eat junk food and pretend their moms aren’t coming to pick them up in 45 minutes now that malls aren’t cool?

I was with you until the Journal mentioned street lamps. I mean, shit, what more proof do you need that these structures aren’t malls?! You can’t just put a street lamp any old place, you know.

Oh E! you’re embarrassing yourself. They may have had different roles in terms of what time of day they worked, but they started at the same time and they were co-hosts!!!!

I don’t watch the show but saw this today and it cracked me up

Arie is boring, bland and not even hot to offset the boring blandness. Also he clearly likes em young cause Nick was older than him by a year and had a season of mid to late 20s and somw over 30s...this season is a lot of early 20s and it grosses me out

They are missing a HUGE opportunity (IMHO) by not doing a more mature season and casting both an older bachelor and older women. I can understand the crazy level of women in their mid-20s who sign up to be on this shit show (for the Instagram fame and sponcon dollar$$$$ alone) but someone 40 who signs up for this?…

There was a dark period in my life where I decided to cut back on my TV viewing and, thus, did not see Emily’ season of The Bachelorette. Therefore, I had no idea who this Arie fellow was until they announced him as the new Bachelor and several of my friend swooned all over it, saying he was amazing. Which leads to my…

AND THEN SHE DESTROYED THEM ALL DURING THE BUMPER CARS!

Somewhere Princess Margaret is saying, “Feel sorry for THEM? Look what the goddamn palace put me through for my whole goddamn life!”

*Kanye shrug* You only get one wedding (for the most part);if I were them, I would not only invite the Obamas, I’d invite Hillary as well to achieve maximum petty level.

“The last thing the Foreign Office wants is Donald Trump throwing a Twitter tantrum about the loser royals and their loser wedding for losers that he didn’t want to attend anyway.”

Disappointing. I’d love to see what Michelle would have worn!