Once I had a legit sex dream where I realized at the end the guy was Hitler. Then I looked in the mirror and saw I was the one with the Hitler mustache. My only sex dream, too

You ever have a dream so realistic, as you wake up out of your sleepy haze, for the first few moments you truly believe it to be real? My dream last night was a sex dream. It disturbed me so much well past my wake-up time, that I had to just sit there contemplating about what I initially thought had occurred. I’m not…

They were so stupid not to fight to keep Megyn Kelly. Sources said she would have stayed if he were ousted and she got his spot. They knew the law suits were piling up. And she was a recognizable name. Instead they renewed Bill’s contract.

This shit is real. Actors have to eat. I don’t begrudge any actor doing whatever they need to survive. There are way more embarrassing ways to earn money. Anyone that would call someone a “sell out” because they are doing advertising refuse to see acting as not only a creative endeavor, but as a fucking JOB. Needless…

Except it’s still another case of party hypocrisy because we all know how much fucking shit Michelle would’ve gotten had she stayed in Chicago when Barack was elected.

Hell, the woman promoted healthy eating and exercise and the right almost had heart attacks from such audacity. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck all that.

Meanwhile, in hell...

They handled it so well that I never believed there was enough trash people to elect this dumpster fire. The Obamas gave America a beautiful glow, to me. I felt like we were making progress, that people could care about each other, that old-fashioned mind-sets were in decline. It has been so disappointing to have my…

I hope she doesn’t catch shit that Barack did for the speaking fee. Both he and Michelle were subjected to the vilest abuse I’ve ever seen heaped on a Presidential family on a daily basis. They deserve every penny they get because they deserve it.

I miss the Obama family so very much. I desperately wish for them to be super involved in politics and in fighting back against the Trump administration, while also recognizing that they deserve a life-long vacation. They handled 8 years of the worst of humanity’s insults with such grace and class.

“I didn’t want to have tears in my eyes because people would swear I was crying because of the new president.”

“Join the Oconversation”? Wtf is that supposed to mean?!

Beat me to it! Scrolled to write the very same. His David Duke dick.

His “David Duke” boner, don’t forget.

Dude just needs to stop talking. Period. He has no filter and sounds like a creepy idiot 90% of the time.

Like she’d have time for a relationship AND her dedication to ambiguous causes?

“This concert was a major challenge for him. 5 years ago he would have made a move on Kendall and Hailey, but now he exercises restraint.”

no, us normal plebs are not beautiful enough for him and our bodies are not wonderland.

That’s creepy, John Mayer.

Nothing like a 39 year old creeping on a 21 year old.