Several years ago, my best friend interviewed to be Mel B’s assistant. She said Mel was lovely, and was offered the job, but turned it down because Belafonte was such a nightmare. Thank God she’s finally getting him out of her life.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

Take your star and go

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

I’ve been thinking about moving to a credit union. If Sarah Silverman is the one to persuade me then so be it.

Oh:

You know he was an absentee father because he though “wake them up” was a thing that works on 18 year old boys.

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

I’m surprised he even remembered he had a non Ivanka daughter.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

I agree there is no way this is sustainable. My guess is that something will come out that will force their hand. They’ve passed the point of no return IMO to save face. You have Paul saying “Republicans don’t investigate other Republicans” and Ryan’s weak response to Sessions lying to Congress.

The biggest tell of the entire day has been the administration referring to “reports” of the wiretapping. Literally, the only “reports” on the matter are from alt-right sources and that the only mainstream reports on the topic are actually covering the president saying shit on Twitter. There’s no greater expression of…

Who else thinks that right before the midterm elections in a last gasp to save the house and senate impeachment proceedings are started by republicans in a desperate play to save face?

Also divorce. Which was legalised in 1995.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

Is there a picture of them where she isn’t dangling off him like a human cape?