I really think people wouldn’t have gone in on Michelle if she was honest and said “I needed the money, I haven’t had a hit in years and I need to eat.” Her ever-changing explanations are just adding fuel to the fire.

She literally sang the alphabet and it was fucking magical.

I love India. I love her hippy dippi-ness. I can’t hate on a girl who writes songs like these:

Yes.

Gabrielle, are y’all gonna cover his crazy fucking interview from last night where he said he got the biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl during his speech at the CIA? When I first read it, I literally thought I had clicked on a satire column. No. He was serious.

I can’t fucking stand seeing grown women referred to as “babygirl”.

Bush actually read quite a lot! Something like two books a week. That’s right: Trump makes George W. Bush look like a fucking academic.

“Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books...”

...and he and his team are using a private server now.

She was also shrill!

... And this godforsaken buffoon was somehow preferable to a woman who had been in public service her entire life because ...emails.

*sigh*

These are Black people, too. Slash from Guns and Roses, Jennifer Beals, the list goes on and on from people who ‘don’t look Black’.

You cannot tell if someone is Black by looking at them. I repeat, not all Black people look the same.

I can’t look at Paris without remembering her speaking at one of his public memorials and saying, “ever since I was born, daddy was the best father you could imagine.” My heart still breaks for her.

It doesn’t matter, even if she was created with donated sperm he was still her father. She’s lovely, and entitled to her whacked out conspiracy theory about her father’s death.

Like hell she didn’t!

Luckily for her she still has her other job as the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Science’s director of minority outreach.

Can we stop refering to her as Clueless star Stacey Dash and just refer to her as Clueless Stacey Dash from now on.