We had all the power we needed. And we decided that being bad at emails and giving speeches to people who have money and having a world-renowned charity with a spotless record were just beyond the pale.

He looks like a turtle, but he behaves like a snake. He demanded Obama’s cabinet completed ethics review and financial disclosure before their hearings, and is now trying to help Trump administration to ram them through the process. Hypocrite.

These fucks don’t even try and hide their giant ‘fuck you’ appointments anymore. This is becoming a shiny new dictatorship right before our eyes.

This probably couldn’t be much of a bigger FUCK YOU to Native people short of involving Howitzers.

I mean it just keeps getting worse! How... how is that even possible?? What is WRONG with these people?

Republicans consider diversity a dirty word, especially when it comes to women. They prefer blondes but allow a few brunettes, red heads, and Stacey Dash.

Monica Crowley isn’t published by HarperCollins; she’s published by the dubious imprint Broadside Books (one of over 100 under the NewsCorp-owned HarperCollins).

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

BIG fan of Soviet Russia too.

Remember when ethics were still a thing? (Or civics, for that matter)

I see you’re quite the heel.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

And she’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

She fits right in.

She will also be in charge of writing Melania’s speeches.

Why does every fucking Republican woman look exactly the same? Same fake nose, same fake hair, same fake tan.