Langley and Pheobe will be there too. :)

I was a loyal viewer of ABC soaps for probably 30 years or so. Hey, I started very young. I slowly grew out of the habit of watching, but was so sad when AMC and OLTL were canceled. They’d been on so long that it felt like they would always be there, that I could always check in and see people I’d known forever.

Did you watch the brief reboot of AMC on Hulu?

Kandi and Kenya Kardashian have been off at boarding school.

It’s actually a procedure that transforms your vagina into a laser, which can then wreak havoc on your ex-boyfriends and any perv that looks sideways at you on the subway.

Preach, my sister. AMC was the tits. I’m still angry that I will not get to watch Tad Martin turn into a lecherous old grandpa who farts without compunction and tells dirty jokes at Thanksgiving.

RIP, Agnes.

I have a friend who wrote, and won several Emmy Awards, for “Days of Our Lives” and “As the World Turns.” She has talked often about what a grueling schedule she worked under—but how brilliant the writers and staff were.

Vagina Lasering is my drag name.

I will never forgive ABC for canceling All My Children, but at least the good people at Lifetime are keeping La Lucci employed. I am a second-generation All My Children fan - my mom watched for basically the entire duration of the show, me from 1990-90, then sporadically after that. It was silly, but fun, and a lot…

You’re giving him way too much credit here, what you’re describing (paying less for subpar/late service) is pretty standard in business dealings. Trump just shorted the guy because he knew he could, not because anything was lacking on the piano man’s end.

one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

The woods that Trump will open up to deforestation and fracking?

I had all the rage this morning debating with some dumb hippie who said they’re not voting because a vote for the lesser of 2 evils is still a vote for evil. I did all the explaining you’d expect but he just came back with (I swear to god) “Nah I live in the woods I’ll be good, lol”

You have to suspend logic when Hillary Clinton is mocked for her husband cheating on her, yet Donald Trump is lauded as some honest and real guy and anybody who says otherwise will be met with violence and threats to life.

And his rival is slandered for being cheated on. None of this shit makes logical sense.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

Marla Maples is a classic example of a woman who got far more shit for her involvement in an affair than the man who was actually married, with three children. She is forever brandished as some slut, while her partner in crime is running for President.