It’s like they put a device in my head to find out exactly what I want to watch.

ICE are making the right call here.

If they were just looking to verify certain facts, why couldn’t ICE just call the school and ask to speak to the appropriate school employee? Doesn’t seem very efficient to send two officials in person.

An “administrative inquiry” takes two people and can’t be performed by telephone or by mail or by email? Among other things, that sounds like a tremendous waste of both money and resources.

+1,000,000 points to the school for saying “hell no” to those agents. How morally bankrupt do you have to be to harass a MINOR at school? It reminds me of collection companies that will call or email the CEO of the company you work for, or harass your extended family.

I’m going to miss Melissa when Spicer inevitably is quired (quit/fired).

I’m unbelievably jealous of the people that got to experience this IRL.

It really is his fault. No-drama-Obama normalized the idea of our having a country with a President that isn’t continually embroiled in scandals and where the only real debates about the administration being overly secretive concerned national security matters where (even if I’d have preferred a great deal more…

@Perravieja I’ve been hoping Jez would write an astute review of Sir Styles’ new album today. I was then hoping to see you in the comments section screaming about it. I’ve listened like 4 times today.

Just like Trump was a good candidate for the LGBTQ+ community? I remember hearing that bullshit claim a lot as well. Hows that one working out?

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

Oooh, a certified letter! How could we doubt someone who would pay a whole $3.35 to send a letter!

That motherfucking pee tape better be real, and we better get a copy of it tout suite! I’m not tired of the winning, I’m tired of the waiting.

Lying Cat is so damned tired after the past 100+ days, even he can’t. His voice is all hoarse.

One of the dumbest parts in the Holt interview is when Trump goes off on a tangent about how he hired a really big law firm to send a certified letter to Lindsey Graham, saying he has nothing to do with Russia. And then kept reiterating that it was a certified letter, certified. And sent by a big-time law firm.

This is so fucking disgusting. I don’t know what I want more, for Trump to actually get locked up for his blatant crimes or for him to rage stroke out and end the suspense.

For a person born into wealth, he’s so nouveau.

According to Google, you can get a 60" TV for just over $100. Less if you buy used. Unless that thing is plated gold (which, knowing Donald, it might be), I’m not impressed. He’s so bad at everything, he doesn’t even do conspicuous consumption well.

It’s not surprising he doesn’t know how dogs work. They’re a far superior species than he will ever be.