Attention is a drug that you continually need more and more of apparently.

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

You guys, it’s fine. We avoided Hillary, who sent emails and supported her husband, which are like two of the most heinous things a person can do. THANK GOD FOR #maga and bernie, too. We sure showed Hillary.

Busy making protest signs against things that might have been prevented months ago?

Whatever happened to the rambling freaks of nature who swore up and down on these very boards that they would never, *ever* pull the lever for Hillary because their vote was precious and they just couldn’t bear to give it over to corporatist warmonger (or something)?

Are you being serious? this is Jezebel.

Honestly, you guys deserve everything for following this. The bullshit he received from Nassau courts is unbelievable.

Sources reporting that Comey got canned a few minutes ago.

Let this post be a notice to NBC before they think about hiring O’Reilly, which you know they were totally thinking about.

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

That’s beautiful and I actually had to take several deep breaths after it was over. He makes me... feel things.

If you haven’t started Handmaid’s Tale, DO IT! She plays Moira and it’s a joy to see her back on screen. (She’s also in You’re the Worst but I don’t love her character as much in that)

Really? I thought S4 was one of the best

The last few episodes of S4 hit me like a ton of bricks. Poussey was probably my favorite character :( :( :( Samira Wiley is so talented.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

“Every woman wants to be attractive enough to be raped. It’s like the pinnacle of male desire, when he can’t stop no matter what.”

Really?

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

I like that there’s a marked difference in Drax since the first movie.