I totally just googled Kenya to see if it actually had a cost.

Honestly? I think so. No one likes to admin that they were conned by a drifter.

I was hoping for a Cersei Lannister-style walk of shame to the courthouse steps where he gets his hair pulled off.

Every day is Laugh At Donald Day.

Back when it looked like Clinton was going to win, I was planning to propose the day after the inauguration as a national “Laugh at Donald” day. Now we get to laugh at him for four years, or until he’s impeached and/or gets so upset he decides to start a nuclear war (probably with California, at this rate).

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

Thank you for posting this! I highly suggest clicking that link. Definitely agree she is very good as a soft butch. May go watch this just to see that punch.

Dude projects like a movie theater.

She’s pretty convincing playing a terrifyingly sexy lesbian femme fatale.

Correction: Donald Trump has used many gay people. He does not care about them. He might not hate them, but make no mistake he does not not care about them at all. He happily uses them but will throw them under the bus to please the bigot voting bloc within a heartbeat.

It’s because he wishes he was Edward; unbelievably wealthy, good looking, normal sized hands, forever young, and gets a girl who devotes her whole life to him.

I’d much rather be in the kitchen... with Kristen.

Yep, fixed it, thanks.

He has no moral compass. He’s going to give them their theocracy no matter what it requires him to do/sign. He knows it’s the only way they won’t impeach him.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

You can take bigly from my tiny orange hands.

If he and his team can lie about everything all day long, we get to keep bigly.