Just you and the people covertly masturbating.

how long until the first?

I’m kinda confused why Urkel Antwerp gets so much screen time on Jez. Am I mising something?

500 Days of Tonya, PLEASE!

10/10 Would hit it while listening to Ace of Base.

I’m ready for Sebastian Stan as Jeff Gillooly to give me confusing sexual urges.

If that’s so, where is the report about Sebastian Stan’s marvelous mustache?

Author’s Note: If you’re wondering whether or not Jezebel will be updating you with every piece of news about I, Tonya between now and its 2018 release, please rest assured that the answer is yes.

Omg is that what she really said to them at the time? I was a little girl when this happened but I remember being firmly Team Kerrigan because she was prettier than Harding and because children are monsters like that.

FINE I’LL WATCH.

Regardless, Trump supporters will be happy their guy secured their freedom to continue making uninformed decisions.

yas

Can we take a moment to discuss the spider broach Cheryl was wearing in last night’s episode. I NEED one of them in my life!

I saw that and my first thought was that no, it isn’t at all like that. It’s more like having a dietician advise that you eat at Burger King. (without having to disclose the fact that he owns a bunch of Burger Kings.)

Probably not. But at least it would show that bitch for being so pushy. She really should’ve just smiled more. Amirite?

It’s the same plan with the ACA. The law has problems, but instead of fixing those problems you hype them up and use that as an excuse to get rid of everything.

so many down-and-out people voted for Donald Trump with the idea he would help them.