Another self-indulgent piece from Juzwiak.

Enjoy Trump. You earned him.

My bearded Italian cousin was asked to leave an airplane some time in 2005. Luckily the flight attendants weren’t assholes like the white dude who requested his removal.

Let’s burn her at the stake, then!

Un-fucking-real.

The chubby, yearning sidekick.

Gee, great.

Christ, he’s such a fucking TWAAAT.

Calm the fuck down.

When Rich isn’t being entirely self-involved, he makes time to be a total twat.

Tough shit, Trump voters. Find a safe space, seal off the exits, and die of lack of oxygen.

Wasn’t expecting Keanu pubes this early in the morning, yet here we are.

It’s only wait-and-see if the threat is clearly not “radical Islam.”

Do you? Do you love it?

Jesus, Hannity isn’t even pretending to be non-partisan.

It’s cute that that’s all you had to offer.

Bye, bitch!

Ban YouTube personalities.