It’s such a ridiculously convoluted way to get a free trip to Chicago.

Ummmm

Trudeau is fucking beautiful.

“D’fwine.

D’fwink responsibly.”

We let you guess. Run along now.

See above re: eating dicks.

Good. I hope all this stress is shaving years off these shitferbrains’ lives.

Aren’t models, at the very least, supposed to be attractive?

Seriously, I hope they’re all fucking destitute by 2020.

*massive eye roll*

Go fuck yourself. How’s that for free speech, dickbag?

Go fuck yourself

He’s so fucking stupid.

Gee, thanks

He’s so fucking stupid. He just spews utter nonsense. It’s un-fucking-real.

“Trump is here now”

These fucking cowards.

Perfect!

Take a breather. Or a seat.

You seem shook.