Cool?

Imagine being able to be concerned about more than one thing at a time. Crazy, right?

Get off your high horse, dick face.

You’re a gift to the English language...

What is this you’re doing here?

He’s hot AF

This awful, awful crime will be used to justify every racist thing over the next four years. And that’s why it’s even worse than it appears (and it’s fucking despicable).

This is a brave stance. You are so brave.

Allow me to be shallow (or don’t, you do you), but that picture up top makes them easily one of the ugliest goddamned celebrity couples to over float below a Jezebel headline.

The AV Club just mentioned this today. Sounds intriguing.

Important reminder that Don’t Trust the B- in Apartment 23 is an underrated gem, and JVBD was delightful in it.

Oh my GODDDDDD the fucking entitlement. This is a grown ass man who desperately wanted attention, wanted to be coddled, wanted to melt like a snowflake in front of the cameras. As a fellow white boy, I’m begging him to please STFU.

Enjoy your dunce president. Y’all idiots won!

Condescension mixed with speculation. Feel better?

This whole “bathroom debate” is fucking obnoxious because trans folks have been using the preferred bathroom for YEARS. This is just so that conservatives had to move onto something besides marriage equality to use as a punching bag.

This is truly how the most powerful people in the world communicate. How sad.

Well, shit.

Damn.

I can’t even agree with Feinberg on this, and she’s my spirit guide.