Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

Brother?

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

The restaurant says they were closed, but the women say the restaurant was open because people were still dining. Anyone who’s worked service knows a closed restaurant often has people in it well beyond the official closing time, and while the public may still be inside, no one new gets to come in.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I listened on earbuds, I listened on speakers, I listened on noise-canceling headphones! And I hear the same thing every dang time!!!!!

Not to mention a couple of bottles of used motor oil and a set of snow tires to a car you don’t own anymore, but still have because getting rid of them is too much hassle.

Never trust a shirt with only one measurement.

Never trust a shirt with only one measurement.

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

I think it is sad that the high point of this guys life is a score he got on Donkey Kong 35 years ago.

Wow. I thought it was just Sanchez being a dumb 21 year old at first. This is straight up predatory shit.

i donut care

+1 star
-6 feet