What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

Wiseau serious?

But enough about Arcade Fire.

Ollie played at UCONN when I went there, and by all accounts he is a nice guy. His National Championship is sort of like Jon Gruden’s Super Bowl win with the Buccaneers; he did it with a team essentially built by his predecessor.

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

Can.

Razing Arizona

I bet Ronald McDonald was driving.

Why is the car made out of lead? Why not iron, aluminum, plastic, and other materials?

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

“It’s like I’m living a movie,” Mr. Smith said, when asked for comment.

Knicks fan?

It’s crazy how such a scholar of history like you does not see how Imperialist and racist you sound.

“This is exactly how the Persians took Thermopylae.”

Lemon is the best Starbust.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.