Fuck snowboarders. 

Not great, not terrible

I bought a hybrid in January. I looked at the Prius and a couple other hybrids. I settled on the new Honda Insight. Liked that it look like a normal non hybrid car. 

Fart noise

F*ck royalty.

What is the average running speed of a full grown male african ostrich?

The surgery was fine. It’s the gauze they had to pull out from my sinuses after a couple weeks that really hurt. It was all up in there with dried blood. It felt like the gauze went on for yard after yard.

Do they make a tournament sized board and pieces? I have a strong dislike for smaller boards and pieces. I would also love to see how it works with blitz or bullet matches.

Do they make a tournament sized board and pieces? I have a strong dislike for smaller boards and pieces. I would…

Dried apple slices.

Well stop sucking.

I haven’t had any issues so far. I just find the game boring and at times ugly.

Tuna is the least erotic fish.

DPS players are so whiny. I have played a lot of Mercy but I am not a Mercy main. Good Mercy players to go into hiding when her ult is up in some situations. In these situations if your team cannot root out Mercy then it is your own fault. When I’m monkey or DVA I make it my job to find her before she can rez.

By 2020 this game will be amazing.

Only people who have never fired a gun say “shoot them in the leg.” Go to a firing range sometime and try to shoot the target in the leg. Now imagine what it would be like making that a split second decision when someone has a knife. This whole situation sucks, but shooting her in the leg isn’t feasible.

Humans are nasty, brutish and short.  

Lebron needs Melo. Take Melo! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE MELO!!!

Here is my problem, her show just started and she had Putin and now Alex Jones. How about starting smaller? She should get her feet under herself at NBC and then grow from there. She is like that kid at the first day of practice who tries 100%. She wants to play in the World Series on day one. Also, as a general…

This goalkeeper shows more talent than Joe Hart.

Several of my friends asked me why I wasn’t hyped up for his testimony. I never thought this would change anything. Both sides are so entrenched that short of Russia landing troops in the Rocky Mountains, I don’t think anything will come from all this. It is fantastic fodder for the 9,000 emails I have received asking…