Daily beer? That is like the Single-A ball version of a drinking problem. You are bush league. Now if you want a drinking problem then I suggest working a campaign. I developed both a love of coffee and whisky while working a governors campaign.

I don’t know why, but I love everything about this plane. It isn’t the fastest or the biggest but I smile watching clips of this slowpoke shoot stuff.

I can’t watch snuff films, and no one should ever die at Denny’s. What could this man have done to warrant this? Choke holds are lethal force. I took years of training in various martial arts and chokes are taken very seriously. It is very easy to kill someone. I know some police departments have done away with them.…

I think one philosopher said this best about public schools:

Today is the 73rd anniversary of D-Day. On that die many men, who were 18 years old, died fighting the Nazis to liberate Europe. Today an 18 year old says he is running for a school board and it gets national coverage. I have an 18 year old cousin who just signed up to be a Marine. Does he get national coverage for…

Its also in the Bible, “pride goeth before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.” Come on universe or God(s)!

We are in the era of boycotts. Everyone wants to grab a megaphone and demand society bends to their demands. I don’t like Bill Maher. He is talentless and an awful comedian. This joke was not a good joke. But if we are going to start boycotting every comedian that tells an insensitive joke then how many comedians…

I never understood these arrangements. I’m tall and getting to and off the floor can be a hassle. I need chairs.

And if Macron doesn’t show progress the National Front will be back. Nationalism is trending upwards. Liberalism needs to show people that are disaffected that there is hope. Not to give up liberty and equality.

Is there a correlation with erectile dysfunction?

I always assumed the Scots were Commies. Men and women both wear dresses.

You have the stubbornness of a 7th grader.

I haven’t seen anything in Connecticut. I did see a woman wearing white pants today. I was shocked!

I would only accept what he has to say if he makes a diorama. 7th and 8th graders are the absolute worst. I invite you to visit a middle school. It is as if you take the worst qualities of college students and turn them up to 11.  

Are you saying the Irish are Commies?

I love the First Amendment. I love free speech. This administrations efforts to attack should be fought tooth and nail. I, however, do not care what a 7th grader has to say. Middle schoolers are the worst.

May Day is a Commie holiday. I say we deport all these pinko lovers.

I’m no cheesemonger but I’m pretty sure those are half wheels of cheese.

D-Generation X was onto something with the “X”.

Call your attorney. Always call your attorney. This goes for most interactions with the police. If you are going to be questioned then call an attorney. If you are poor then good luck. Attorneys are for rich people.