I’m the same way, I don't even use the sheets in bed in the winter until I wake up in the middle of the night freezing, begrudgingly pull them over myself, and subsequently wake up in a pool of sweat.

That’s 300 days a year in San Francisco. Not today, though, it’s hot as balls - 87!

I lived in Austin from 1978-88. The population was 350,000 when I arrived, and everyone said “Man, you should have been here 10 years ago, before it got so big.”

I should just forgo handwriting altogether from now on. That wasn’t my first handwriting typo and there’s no way it’ll be my last

“nuzzling with my hoodie hood as it flops alongside my neck,”

Back in those days, grammar was just a suggestion, so what Jefferson would have actually done is insisted that the way he spelled it was correct, and then forced others to adopt his spelling. Just like Webster randomly decided us Americans would spell things as he saw fit. Fortunately he was an honOrable man and as…

I feel like I’m going to be in the minority here, but I don’t like layering, mainly because I’m always so goddamn warm. The more shit I put on just makes me more and more sweaty. And I sweat profusely.

Sweet Jesus. It might be worth it to look into retrofitting your insulation (if there is any) and also check if your electric or gas utility gives any rebates for improving your home in this way. Or you could go really medieval and cover every available wall and floor with tapestries and carpet. Block those drafts!

These men don’t have unsightly legs. Their legs look like a million bucks.

Keep the baby alive and budget for the gas bill (what period is that over, anyway?) I would say 67 is cool and 62 is downright cold. Can you close off portions of the house that are less used and only heat those areas you use the most?

Wait... do we still call it a typo when it’s handwritten? What were such errors referred to as before the advent of typing? If Jefferson fucked up on the Declaration of Independence did he call it a writo? And if he didn’t, shouldn’t he have?

“Big Tuna” was the result of his affection for and ability at fishing.

I don’t care what specific thing you’re talking about - weed, alcohol, crack, skittles - if your multi million dollar profession requires you to stop taking it, and you physically can’t, you’ve got a problem

No one deserves an extremely good and likable team that makes people happy more than us 15 remaining Skins fans.

Boys, find yourself a bro who will non-sexually male cuddle you the way Parra does.

Aww. Look at that smile. He likes it just fine. Baseball needs more hugging.

You know Gordon is an alcoholic, right?

22mph on a treadmill? What, are we supposed to be impressed?

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

22 mph on a treadmill???? Mine maxes out at 10mph and the only time I put it all the way up was when I drunkenly rode my longboard on it.