Autocorrect has a liberal bias.

He did type “rediculous” which I thought was a standard twitter typo but now could be a commie code!

He shud purshas a dikshonary first

Anyone who thinks an automatic weapon is necessary for their fight against tyrannical despots is clearly dangerously paranoid and should not be allowed to come within a hundred yards of a firearm.

He disabled it because of its elitist tendencies. 

It’s been taken care of:

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Well, the ol MAGA spell checker verifies this one as real. 

Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

This fucking guy can’t spell at all. Typical maga chord.  Readickulusse

Leaving out the important questions at the end. Will the robot umps be horny? 

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

You can always count on Republicans to make the case for gun control.  Good job Rob Drake.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Here’s hoping that not a week goes by this NFL season without one of these Darnold banners appearing on Deadspin.

Hey man, drunk Joe Namath still asked for consent.

My father is in his 80's now, and over his life he has owned at least 7 different model years of the Buick Skylark.

Stuff like this is creepy but for far too long has been in that category where the guy thinks he’s being “cute” or “charming”, but if the woman doesn’t respond (the way he wants her to) he can say “Oh, she can’t take a joke!” Because, sure, it’s her fault.