Fantasy football is very popular.  You don’t need wild conspiracy theories like “L.A. Chargers fans exist” to explain these cheers.

Deplorable.

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.

I guess I can see how my field turf ghillie suit might be considered poor sportsmanship. But I’ll be goddamned if I ever let them tell me I can’t put on a banana costume and stand right in front of the goalpost. 

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

+1 showing of Python’s How Not to be Seen sketch...

Can anyone tell me what’s going on with this guy’s hat?

My wife asks me about football rules a lot. I know many of them and think most are stupid...I had never heard of this rule until now. Now I know another rule and think it’s stupid.

Man I would have been so much better at XC if they let me stop and use my inhaler every mile without the clock running.

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

I wonder if the player were to crouch (rather than lying down) if that’d still be a penalty?

Buster Bluth?

“Lay down and hide” has been my work strategy for 15 years. The trick is to not get caught.

They can try to cover those tracks, but when you are back on the “horse” everyone knows it.

Can we stop with the whole real animals as college mascots thing?

Fellow labral tear-survivor here. I got mine playing college volleyball, but my trainers at the time said it was just a sprain. I could feel the humerus pop in and out of the socket, but whatever. So I basically played the rest of the season in constant pain and with regular subluxations where the joint would…

Jets management: “That’s not a shoulder injury, we gotta guy who can spot shoulder injuries a MILE AWAY!”

So this boils down to another player saying that he’s injured and the team is trying to pump him full of addictive painkillers to get him out there so that the Jets...can suck this season and go nowhere?

I tore my labrum when I was 23 (shit, almost 20 years ago), onboard a submarine. The navy ‘misdiagnosed’ it, and it…