District of Champions

Meesseman was also hitting 3's at a crazy high percentage in previous games in this series. Good for the Mystics. They’ve managed to get the WNBA talked about in the local media and now DC will have to see about having a parade for their newest champions.

i will celebrate this because elena delle donne deserved a ring with all her poorly timed injury troubles, because athletes achieving success at the highest levels of competition is exciting, and most of all, because it will piss off mewling pissbaby dan snyder and his cronies.

Things that I don’t think I could reasonably expect to get away with:

Is...is holding another man’s (presumably sweaty) jockstrap a thing that is supposed to be aspirational?

Is this the guy responsible for the new glitchy kinja. He just looks like a "stick to sports" guy.

Edison Light Bear

So that whole “Once you go black” thing was a big lie, I guess.

What really gets me upset is these helmets that apparently don’t contribute to player safety, and also ruin peripheral vision. isn’t that more of a safety risk, to not be blindsided? In conclusion, return to leather helmets, and other things I enjoyed in the 1910s, when men were men and the Negros and women knew their…

The rule as it stands now is that the ball is ONLY considered live (either team can recover) after it has traveled 10 yards AND makes contact with the ground.

He even LOOKS like a haughty dipshit. Nice to find one’s true role in life, I guess.

Drew, I think that instead of moving the receiving team back a bit on the onside, as you suggest, we should instead move them forward and eliminate the need for the ball to touch the ground before the kicking team can regain possession.  Put the receiving team five yards away and let the kicker fucking drill the ball…

I’m still pissed they moved the spot for the extra point back and killed the surprise two-point conversion. Best play in football, if you ask me.

I’m just waiting for the week 16 matchup of 0-14 Bengals vs 0-14 Dolphins. Call it the Schadenfreude Bowl.

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I do enjoy the idea of someone trying to smuggle scotch pods in their butt, then they explode because they accidentally sat down too hard and then they die of alcohol poisoning. Crazy millennials always dying from pods!

22 players running at a full sprint converging on a single point? Someone would be killed by week three.

Yeah, the older I get the more (and I love the original Parent Trap, along with The Trouble With Angels the two great Hayley Mills movies) that premise for Parent Trap is completely fucked. Like, what the hell? That’s insane.

Have you seen the Jets?  They will play the Dolphins twice this year.   It is going to be epic. 

NEW TEEN TREND SWEEPING THE NATION!