With a seatbelt, I bet he’s sitting at home with a mild concussion and a sore neck and back. Without? Another idiot who thinks he’s harder than the pavement.

He was ejected from the vehicle, as cops say he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

At least he didn't take anyone else out with him.

It’s white. So it will head to the best garage, to be cared for by the best mechanics. 

The one belt he should aspired for. 

They posted it privately… but boomers like you probably won't ever understand that

The OJ-inspired “if only you had told me I was a suspect I could’ve stopped the real suspect by making sure this bad thing stopped happening!” defense is rarely successful. And appending the “Also I’m pregnant!” argument almost never helps.

Wow this is as good as advertised so far but I had to stop to say that “Filed to: Send it like ‘bekah” is just incredible *chef’s kiss*

Tinker, Tailor, Celebrity, WAG

I’ll take Tonya and Nancy and real violence over these two any day of the week. USA! USA!

So... Billy is discounting the whole “hacked” defense as unlikely, but honestly, this seems at least a little more likely to me than a friend or “friend” intentionally leaking all of those unexciting sounding headlines one at a time to the press. Let’s not forget, the S*n and related British rags have PLENTY of priors…

Heavily fucked up of Rebekah to leak the stories to The Sun, knowing that Coleen is a Liverpudlian.

Her story with Wayne is adorable—the pair first met in school when they were 12 years old, started dating at 16, and have been together ever since. 

I like the fact that Coleen, who is from Liverpool, never even mentions the name of the paper.

The important question no one is asking though: how long before the “Close friends only” setting on Instagram Stories becomes a Law & Order: SVU plot point?

If Piers Morgan is really Vardy’s hero, then I hope she gets everything that’s coming to her.

It’s a damn shame Footballer’s Wives has been off the air for 13 years because this would be a hell of a story-line for it. (Also, that the show was just plain delicious trash.)

God hates WAGS.

Best Twitter description for this = WAGatha Christie

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.