We aren’t even close to peak pudding brains. So put the record player on, um I mean the phonograph because poor kids deserve to hear things just as much as white kids.

As a native, I can vouch this is factual.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Someone nonchalantly asks “Is he dead?”

I dunno about biden, but you definitely want sandusky to be out of touch ...

Who was holding on to his beer?

That's some quality pandering. If Trump isn't gone by November 2020 and Democrats make me vote for this fartclown, I might swallow my tongue.

I’m not saying that Ukraine should investigate why he got this so wrong, but I’m not not saying that they should investigate it.

It certainly is drawing attention in China:

How does China feel about the NBA’s tanking problem?

Wondering why Steve Kerr hasn’t posted similar support. Thinking that the PRC is the one cash cow the NBA dare not ruffle.  Disheartening, considering the "progressively enlightened" stance the league has cultivated in contrast to the profit-first evil cabal that is the NFL.  The same old money first scum.

Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible*

This.  Fuck them and fuck spineless Fertitta and his garbage steakhouses.  Support the HK protests.

Solid effort by stadium security there.

Interesting move. Some folks would call the Rockets’ reaction a double step-back. Others, a violation of long-held standards.

I’m glad to see that most of the responses to Ethan Wyss’s tweet are about how he apparently doesn’t know what a streaker is.

Is it assumption of the risk if he got seriously hurt from that tackle and sued the School?

Lmao chill out man

This seems like a factual article without any judgement in it.  

That’s how criminal law works though. A threat isn’t made if the victim doesn’t see it as a threat. Similar standards are applied to lots of other offences including assault (at least under English law, can’t speak for the US).