Nah he was circumcised

I mean, the balls are in the hot tub whether or not the shorts are. It’s probably about like any other hot tub.

Stroke! Stroke!

Same kind of thing as you working with the CEO of a large company. Technically you are coworkers, you work for the same company but you will hardly ever see them.

Do your balls not get wet if you wear shorts or a bathing suit? Have I been doing something wrong my whole life?

Was it wearing a hoodie? 

I would define this entire clip as “uncomfortably fascinating.” “Uncomfortable” because nobody needs to see Bill Belichik’s cock and balls. Ever. “Fascinating” because how in the fuck do you work with someone for 10 years and only have 8 conversations with them? I need to acquire that skill but not at the unit price…

But I guess at 11 o’clock when you’re the GOAT of coaching, you go wherever you want, free ball.

He probably got a concussion in practice and this is a way to keep him out 1 week instead 3 or 4. 

Does being the GOAT NFL coach truly beat being a plumber? I mean there’s plenty of unsavory aspects to plumbing, but it’s a well-to-very-well-paying career that can often times lead to small business ownership. You work hard, but you have much to show for it in personal gain and finished products that people use and…

This comment makes me want to drown you in a pool.

If you hit your numbers, my company rewards you with a spot in a group trip to a nice resort. You can also choose a round of golf or a massage. For the massage, you also get use of the spa, which includes a steam room and sauna.

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

You know for sure after that photo was taken he circled the ‘health insurance’ and wrote: ‘there’s your tip!!!’ 

Let’s be sure to heap the appropriate scorn on the restaurant owner here. He put that as a line item to make people angry that they have to pay for other people’s Obamacare.

The only surprising thing here is that Rovell didn’t follow this up with a “life pro-tip” about how you can save money by basing your tip off the pre-tax total instead of post-tax. At which point we probably would find out he tips 10% anyway because anything higher is reserved only for “superior” service in his eyes.

Wasn’t Bill Buckner fault why they lost. I always feel bad when players are label like that. Same with Steve Bartman. Shit sucks