Hey, 70% decline in attendance = 700% increase in pricing: it’s simple math, folks.

Ok, but for real, the vendor guy definitely just hit the “7" by accident, right? He was trying to charge $24, which would almost certainly have skated under the radar, and accidentally added a number that made the whole thing noticeable. Otherwise, lets say he pulls charges 1-2 beers every 15 minutes for a 4 hour…

Rocket Maaaan, overchargin’ booze when they’re at home

Honest mistake. The vendor simply put the decimal in the wrong place. It should have been $72.40 for two beers. Much more reasonable. Rocket Fuel regrets the error and the patron’s account will be credited for the difference within 6-48 months.

No, because then you’d have to wait outside in a line for two hours while there’s an empty club so the club builds hype.

“A $724 charge  to some random dude, nothing suspicious about that at all” Jerry Falwell Jr.

‘Personally, I like the excitement of balls flying at me without notice and dodging or taking them in the face, neck, etc.’ - a sadistic sex addict that has no regard or care for their own meaningless life

yeah, odds are it’s not the first time the vendor has done this

You gotta hand it to this guy. No one would suspect a $724 charge on their credit card/bank statement to some random dude. And it’s not like you can trace it back to him anyway. What a genius plan!

724 points, come on that is way too high of a number for points they will give up.

A stadium full of easy marks and dupes who hand over their money for a scam and he unluckily picks the one guy who figures it out.

So two beers is more than a rub & tug up the road? Kraft got a deal!

Hmm, 724 bucks. Looks like the vendor accidentally charged him the parking fee by mistake. The cost for two in-stadium beers should be less than half that amount.

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

One of my primary Brushes with Greatness (tm) was the day shortly after I got my driver’s license and I was driving my mother’s car down the street. At the corner, being a teenager, I didn’t stop at the stop sign so much as I just kind of slowed down, and just in time I saw someone run across the street in front of…

I may be naive I always thought with the intense oversight Salazar would push the limits and operate in the grey zone but not break a rule. He may believe he has done so. I’m not shocked but I’m bummed. I’m also frustrated some of the hella sketchy Italian coaches/managers haven’t had the same level of scrutiny.…

Wow that’s.. not very good. He’s jumping off the “wrong” foot which can be effective when it’s unexpected but when he’s moving to his right just seems like it lets the defender catch up with his shot. This would be better for a righty. I’m sure we’ll see variations on this theme.

Westbrook getting amped in the opening minutes of an exhibition game about a shot that wasn’t even close to going in is peak Westbrook.

Somebody told him that Patrick Ewing holds the all-time record for career distance covered while traveling, and he took it as a challenge.