i hope sam darnold has a completely different reason for being hurt each week for the entire season, and perhaps his full career like this old bit on a radio show my dad used to listen to called “Phil Music” which was an hour between two popular nationally broadcast programs. obviously the joke is that its “fill…

Let’s be more supportive of this under-represented organ and say YAS SPLEEN, do your thing.

He can’t even control his own spleen so how’s he going to control the huddle?

This meme has a long way to go before it reaches Butt-Fumble status.

‘Yeah, but what did his blood cells do to deserve what his spleen is going to do to them?’

With this meme alone Sam Magary has already more for the NFL than any Jets QB since Joe Namath. He’s HOFer in my book. 

I am a doctor and can confirm that the spleen has a reputation for being a bit of a maverick

They directly stated this was about his cumulative behavior:

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again, as they say.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

When reached for comment, Jon Gruden was too red in the face to respond.

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

It’s why I’m thankful for backup cameras now. That was always my thought whenever backing out anywhere, even my own driveway flanked by two families with small children. I would back out super-slow before I had the camera.