says she was contracted to paint a mural of Brown in his home after he’d agreed to purchase another painting by her at a charity auction.

I was all in on him a few weeks ago when he was being an asshole to other football men and football watcher guys were losing their shit about what a nutcase they thought he was.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

In his defense, the guy was really good at football.

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And the fact that there appear to be about 6 people in total who care about sports in the city of Miami

But until then, I like the Arizona Cardinals to secure a victory.

“You got yer friend shrimp...”

The one thing Eli can hang his hat on is being the Brady killer. If nothing else, he should be remembered for that.

I think, at this stage, it's better for Kaepernick's image, if not his pocketbook, to not play in the league again. It sucks because, as Drew says, the league wins, but if he were to show up, every interception or minute mistake would be horrifically magnified.

Have you been to a city recently? They all have plenty of homeless and that is indeed sad.

11,000?! Is that the biggest number ever on a beer? I think it is.

Yet he gets benched AGAIN, and deservedly so, and people like New York Post columnist Steve Serby here act like he just contracted Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

Miami Gardens is a city located in north-central Miami-Dade County, Florida. Its boundaries stretch from I-95 and NE 2nd Avenue on the east, to NW 47th and NW 57th Avenues on the west, and from the Broward County line on the north, to 151st Street on the south.

For those not familiar with the area, 1925 Giants Drive is not the address of a sprawling campus that houses the Giants’ headquarters and the Quest Diagnostics Center is not a medical facility doing cutting edge work treating mankind’s most vexing diseases.

They’ll sign Eric Trump as their third quarterback just so he gets a ring.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

Pretty sure Alzheimer’s doesn’t induce anti-Semitism; it can trigger emotional regression and removes the social filters that kept you from saying that stuff out loud in the past.

Jesus Christ, “he swims in the same luridly polluted discursive lagoon” is such a descriptive sentence I could marry it.