Growing up in Europe, I always wondered why Americans were so scared of lightning. One thunderstorm in the area — “everybody get inside.”

Then I heard about a kid I used to play soccer with in Germany. The field got struck by lightning when he was nearby. It basically wiped his slate clean. He recovered much of his…

Your Hardy Boys skills have not diminished.

Not exactly shocking though, considering our country elected an insane reality show host.  

This gets a star for the emphasis, because otherwise I would’ve totally missed this.  Bravo.

That’s true grit.

I’d be curious too see if his buy out was lowered, which if it was could be just as valuable, if not more so, than a raise.

“a career-development program that’s been launched for current and former UVA men’s basketball players.”

I was going to use Thor, but you beat me to it

Even God hates soccer.

“I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for a while.”

“Booooo!”

How did the Jamaican soccer players handle the lightning?  Like jerks.  (I’ll show myself out)

In 1998, a lightning strike in the Democratic Republic of Congo killed an entire team of 11 players - all the players on the pitch.

And better at soccer too!

Later, another JC player complained of chest pains and was sent to the hospital as well.

WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?

US federal law doesn’t cover Jamaica.

Your rule is nice and clear but perhaps you should clarify on the grey area some feel exists on sending kids dick picks.

don’t have sex with kids.  can not stress this enough