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Fun fact: any player called up to the Show, even for a day, gets health insurance for life.

Did not know that, interesting.  I just knew Hoboken bc he posted photos of his building’s lobby flooded during Sandy.  And Summit’s a nice town too - without doxxing myself too much I went to high school there.  Far better than living out on some estate in like Warren or someplace.

I unapologetically and unironically love Eli Manning. First off, he gave us two of the most satisfying (18-1 still gives me a shiver up my spine) and electric super bowl wins we could wish for. As a Giants fan, the joy those two SBs gave me is such that I don’t feel entitled to complain about the on-field product for

It’s also hard to quantify Eli’s talent because he spent so much of his career behind a D line made of tissue paper.

Shit, I’ve spent probably a total of 3.5 years of my life living in the area, only ever lived in the District, and I think MD drivers are the worst.  That’s just an objective fact.

Have I finally found an ally in the war against unnecessary GPS use?! People use their GPS on the way to work! My best girlfriend here once dropped me off at my place and went to visit her boyfriend afterwards. Despite me telling her “go three blocks down my street, make a right on Steiner, and he’ll be four blocks up

Trebek correcting the pronunciation of contestants’ correct answers is so delightfully pretentious. 

I think that was Booger with the OBJ madness.  He felt the need to insert OBJ into every sentence which could possibly support the inclusion of OBJ.  Even if OBJ wasn’t on the field because OBJ was on the sideline.  OBJ OBJ

Hotel AND rental car.  Being dependent on them for transport is just as bad.  And relying on Lyft or whatever leaves you vulnerable to the “oh, why waste money, we’ll just drive you” argument.

Seriously, it’s rough.

Why were you judging them?  For being environmentalists?  Where do you live?  Utah?

Etymologically, I posit this trend can be traced further back to John Madden and his “football for idiots” approach to broadcasting.

Oh my God, what if they had the keys to your house and could let themselves in!?!?!

Knoxville kicks ass and I hope it doesn’t become the next hipster destination a la Asheville.

In my mid-20s or so I realized that I’m a female duplicate of my father (personality-wise at least; I’m a foot shorter). It has not helped my relationship with my mom, who still thinks of me as her mini me a la Gilmore Girls.

+1 Starbucks or the Starbucks or the Starbucks

My understanding is that you dump the poop in the toilet before putting them in your washing machine.

I moved from Jersey to California at 17 for a reason.

Oh, hello, my future.

Danny, let me give you my perspective as a woman with a more-than-averagely-insane mother. 1) follow Drew’s advice and live far away; 2) never, *ever* take her mother’s side in any sort of dispute, no matter how mild; 3) don’t befriend her mother; 4) let your wife vent to you about her mom but respond only with