+ 1 Nixon tapes

Get out of the left lane then.

I think that study presumed two people per step or something like that which'll never happen in real life.

My neighborhood in Manhattan also was consistently littered with chicken bones. But better that than what I've seen in SF a few times, which is a rotisserie chicken carcass left on the floor of the bus.

All escalators have two lanes. Stand to the right please if the escalator is longer than one floor.

Same thing happened with the commentators. They were tapping the screen to put little yellow dots on each player and still couldn't figure out if there were 11 or 12 on the field. No joke, I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

It’s goddamn Biff Tannen and his goddamn stolen Sports Almanac. And now we're all living the casino nightmare.

Nice hat, you look like a CIA agent

It’s been almost three years now, but I still see a phrase like “election of Donald Trump” and my first reaction is “really? That fucking guy?”

[insert trump joke here]

Wow. What’s the over under on the number of lifetime orgasms a woman that repressed has had? 

Two Kevin Costner references in one comments section! I'm in heaven!

That guy is definitely the type of dude who takes his daughter to purity balls as his "date." 

Or he could try fucking Rene Russo. It’s good for what ails ya.

I totally get what you’re saying, and I’m certainly not discounting your experience. There are definitely a lot of people who get hooked after being given their own prescription. My point is just that the statistical incidence of people getting hooked after being given their own legit prescription and taking the…

Totally fair. Was on my phone and liked the punchiness of replying with just a graphic.

Neither of those quotes insults either weed users or addicts of any stripe.  You’re reading something into my statement that isn’t there.

? How am I taking shit about either of those groups?