They just paid Sherpas to haul up bottled oxygen for therm

The attorney's creed

Wait, both KD and Iggy have sore calfs?

You’re on deadspin and you don’t know who Dwyane Wade is?

Yeah, I bought a gallon of milk for the first time in years and it was way cheaper than I’d expected.  And really, unless you’ve got small kids at home, who buys milk by the gallon?

Iggy’s still going to be out for game 1?  I thought he was just on concussion protocol.

Did you watch the 2015 finals? It was LeBron plus a JV middle school team. Not really the greatest comparison out there.

They don’t move to SF until next season, they’ll still be good

Bring a washcloth and some soap and water

Bring a washcloth and some soap and water

One of my favorite things about living in California is that I never have to check a weather forecast.  If it’s going to rain, get hotter than 80, or go colder than 50 I’ll hear about it on the news.

I would love to hear that guy explain what an ellipsis is.

My inability to stop caring about this mess of a team is something I -and most Mets fans- should probably explore with a psychiatrist. But I'm not going to.

No one believes you - a person with internet access in 2019 - don’t know who Kim Kardashian is.

A law degree does appear to be a prereq for that

Spoiler alert!

Same. He's not going to pan out though

Out of nowhere? It was Jamie Lee! It would have been a crime not to get those babies on film.

Thanks! I just had it stuffed.

Democrats, including Hillary, have won the popular vote every year but 2004 since 1992. She beat Trump by 3 million votes.

God, it’s been two years and every time I see a photo of that demented meatbag I still can’t believe he’s really the president.