Conversely, you could say that white women performatively not shaving body hair is their using their white privilege to push back on “colonialist expectations of what their bodies, and hair, are supposed to look like.”  That is to say, what a dumbass article. 

Huh, I did not know that.  Good word for those assholes.  “Chud” is kind of like onomatopoeia for the noise I imagine they make as they plop their enormous asses onto their barcaloungers to watch Fox News.

Concrete and spackel (sp?) both come in 5 gallon buckets.  Probably industrial sizes of paint too.  As to what kind of insult he’s implying, I have no idea.  Maybe that lefties don’t know about construction?  Who the fuck knows, these morons are all insane.

Why shouldn’t we throw trash at Sanders for petulantly splitting the vote in 2016?  Fuck him forever.

My sister hyphenated her last name (moderately long and moderately unusual) with her ex-husband’s (very long and very unusual).  She ended up being Heather Moderate-ExtremelyWeird.  Not a good look.

TIM TEBOW IS ONLY 31 YEARS OLD?!  I seriously thought he was pushing 40 by now.

As a non-athlete with a spectacularly fucked up right hip, this really rips my heart out. Hip injuries seem either to be fixed with one surgery for life, or never fixed at all no matter how many interventions are tried. I’m sorry that for Murray it’s apparently the latter.

Most smartphones have emergency information you can access from the lockscreen.  

69 stars

This is exactly correct. Who gives a flying fuck why. The question is how and how do we prevent the next one.  Whatever self-pitying justification the shooter came up with is beside the point entirely.

I was also confused by that phrasing

Jesus, I’ve got to assume if he’s still in NY that means some sort of incredibly serious medical problem that prevents him being moved the 4 hour drive down to MD.  He’s got a hell of a hospital bill waiting for him.

HOLY SHIT KIRK DOUGLAS IS STILL ALIVE AND IS 102 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!  Did not know that, assumed he’s been dead for decades

Agreed. I’ve got to brush my teeth approximately 25 times per day for the next six months while I’m wearing invisalign, so I’ve brushed in every possible type of bathroom, including airplane. Bathrooms are for personal hygiene tasks, get over it.

That list also included a $130 leather match box.  Which I think tops even the $80 scrunchie 

SITTING in a CHAIR; LOOKing at the CAMERA; translating ANCIENT SYMBOLS into SOUNDS through a high-speed connection between my BRAIN and my MOUTH; wearing GLASSES; being a BLACK MAN in AMERICA

Irrelevant hot take: I really like the name Slobodan and it's a shame that it is tarnished by that genocidal maniac. 

Liberty’s history professors don’t believe in dinosaurs

Pretty sure that’s the Book of Mormon

Kim dated Reggie Bush for a while