Maybe “admit” is not the best verb to use in this headline?  Makes me think of people coming out as gay 10+ years ago.  “Reveal” or “disclose” perhaps might be better.

My question exactly. Mouthguards exist, so why is anyone losing teeth in the first place?

Good Lord, how did you not die?

Who not only committed the felony of lying in a police report, she told one of the worst lies you possibly can: Accusing a guy of beating the bag out of a woman.

Chest hair is sexy and magnificent. I, for one, support American men following their Mediterranean brethren and opting for no undershirt under button-downs, with at least two top buttons open.

Announcer fight: Dickie V vs everyone else in the arena

I heard the way to pass is to squeeze your butthole during all the truthful answers.

Well shit, I would have said 3.  And I’m a lawyer who actually practices constitutional law (in a sense).

Bill Walton v Dave Pasch is the clear correct answer 

Because the assholes who decided that since the election was safe they could stay home or vote 3rd party because they have personal issues with HRC are more likely to have gotten their stats from 538 than CNN.

Queens?  On a NY-Boston run?

There are probably tens of thousands of black latinos named Hernandez

Aren't these things terrible for the environment? 

Aren't these things terrible for the environment? 

Anyone know the rule on this? I can’t recall ever seeing an unsportsmanlike call during a play, only after. Why is it treated more like offensive pass interference or something where it’s called back if it happens mid-play? Id assume it should be assessed on the kickoff like unsportsmanlike penalties happening after…

Same, same, same, same, same, and same.  Hoya Saxa

Seriously, what was that? Also, why was it only like 90 seconds long?

And make sure to write the word “cash” in the tip line.  I live in fear of having one of my receipts blasted across the internet as an example of a non-tipping monster.

Yeah but it doesn’t hurt

I hate to break it to you, but alcoholics have been known to pawn stolen goods for booze money

Ankle breaking on the gridiron - I fucking love it