Oh God, you're right, that's exactly what they're going to do. Football the sport is a hell of a lot of fun. Football the American institution is a bottomless cesspool and probably needs to be done away with all together.

From one Kobe hater to (presumably) another, thank you.

Genuinely thought this was from the onion

Which lead to an unbelievable sequence, where a sweat-soaked and wild-eyed Lewis pinpointed the real issues facing Americans today: sex-trafficking, and a lack of prayer in school.

HP Lovecraft was an author known for writing stories involving crazy, kind of like psychedelic monsters.  If you’ve ever read Stephen King’s The Mist it’s like that.  Lovecraft created Cthulhu if that rings a bell for you.

Fuck yeah! I may be the only Eli Manning fan out there, but damn if his derpy face doesn’t reach my heartstrings every time. You get ‘em Eli! The tri-state area (and its diaspora) is behind you!

And yet, that’s precisely what the Giants are doing. Do you know how fucking bad Eli was last season? Jay Cutler had a better passer rating. DeShone Kizer, Tom Savage, and David Fales all had more yards per attempt. He’s finished. If his name was Eli Fartsock, his career would have been over five years ago.

This woman is such a phenomenal athlete. With other greats I always think about how they’d do playing other sports (Bron as a wide receiver, etc.). But Biles is so tiny, I wonder what sort of other sports she’d excel at.  Maybe track?  She’d fly over hurdles I’d think.

That is because cats are assholes.

Yes.  And that talking to Dodd is more likely to help Love “better himself” than going to his pre-med classes.

Doing the Lord’s work finding this article.  And from just last month too!  Of course he’s a hypocritical shitbag.

United really is the worst. I fly them often because it’s easier living near a United hub and having family at another United hub (SFO and EWR).  Also because Star Alliance is a good miles program for international carriers.

I have hip problems and so those seats would actually be amazing for me.  Just goes to show you can’t please everyone.

I need more coffee. I read that as “Blanche” and was deeply confused, picturing something like this:

Google tells me that’s 77 Freedom Units

Stealing a hat from a hotel?  Why would the hotel room have a hat in it in the first place?

Yeah, exactly, thanks. My comment wasn’t phrased well. But if they were escorting this kid home and missed some big thing or, God forbid, the kid assaults someone once the cops drop him off, they would have been crucified.

Imagine if they had driven him home and some sort of crime had been committed in that time period. “Cops drive home drunk football player instead of protecting the community.” Now, I think they should have just sent him on his way without an arrest, but they were kind of damned if they do damned if they don’t in that…

!remindme 2 months

I'd say they died for the freedoms that flag represents. Including the right to peaceful protest. Have you never heard the phrase "I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"?