Yup, your shit will get stolen and they’re not going to do jack about it.  TSA is super blatant about it too.  I’ve had them steal right out of my bag and leave one of those stupid pamphlets too, just so I am positive who did it.

Ok, I really don’t want to be disrespectful, but you’ve traveled with your mom’s ashes a few times?  Why would you need to travel more than say, once, with an urn of ashes?

You can’t stop the Nets’ attack!

Not calling the police when you're confronted with an erratic person with a weapon is a great way to get yourself killed. And what else did you want the cops to do here? Sounds like they secured the scene and then entered the residence to find that he had killed himself. How could they have prevented that? 

Honestly, the more I learn about how smart octopi are the more I think that dolphin must be fucking delicious. Because if octopus is extremely delicious, an even smarter sea creature must be even better.

I would break my halfhearted NFL boycott to buy all kinds of branded shit if LeBron the WR were to become a reality.

Good God that was beautiful

And that’s really saying something.

Fucking same. Give me Bron to Sixers or give me death.

Oh my God so much blood, I must be dying!!! Oh wait no ... beets.

So does 45

But the whole point of an undershirt is to contain your BO so you don’t have to wash dress shirts as often. What’s the point of wearing a wifebeater at all under a dress shirt? Might as well not wear anything, go full Burt Reynolds.

What a dipshit. Wear a full undershirt if you’re going to soak your white dress shirt on camera.

Of course that’s a thing.

The best part of this story is that it’s about her running. This could easily have been one of those gross “Look at this Inspirational Disabled Person” write ups and it wasn’t, thank you.

Probably created a fireball that caught her clothes on fire.

Christ. That’s honestly obscene. And I can’t imagine the burn center staff wants to deal with this asshole for 800 hours.

Serves you right for drinking and driving

A very Summit story.