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The 2015 MVP going to Iggy for holding Bron to ridiculous numbers instead of obscene numbers was so dumb. LeBron should have gotten it then and he should get it this year too. 50 years from now people should look back and say “this guy got two finals MVPs in losses? he must have been unbelievable.”

Thought this photo of the Erik Estrada cutout was Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny

They’re both the dumber rock

This story is the most college town on football weekend story there ever was

Where did Dennis disappear to in this whole matter? His wife runs off so he dumps the kids with her parents?

I eat lemons and limes now, as an adult. Not super often, but when I buy them for a recipe I definitely eat the remainder of what I’ve squeezed plus I buy an extra or two for a snack.

Draymond already tried with that eye gouge

This is just what they do. They lie on the air then retract the lies in writing. Meanwhile, their legions of old white folks carry on believing the lies as Gospel (not that they would know from Gospel, but that’s a different rant) because they’re not hanging out on Twitter like us libtards.

There aren’t enough jerkoff motion gifs in the world for that press release.

Full disclosure: am LeBron stan, am woman. That being said, holy God this video makes me want to cry. He has spent the past four years carrying the Cavs on his back like goddamn Sisyphus, got his eye almost gouged out earlier this game*, and managed to claw his way toward a possible to likely game 1 road win and got

I am disappointed in the Deadspin commentariat. Insufficient jokes about how that question calls for speculation.

Hoya Saxa!

? Keith Hernandez was not a catcher.

My work computer doesn’t have speakers, so I haven’t yet watched the videos, but I am too excited not to comment. I grew up with a poster of Keith on my wall. If I were left handed I’d have been a first baseman like him (was catcher like Mike Piazza instead). Love the guy*, own a Keith and Hadji shirt, am so delighted

It’s a Samsung from about 2 or 3 years ago. That’s about as specific as I can get.

My TV has a sports mode setting. It makes the picture brighter and changes the sound so the track with the announcers is reduced in volume and the track of ambient crowd noise is increased. So amazing.

1) amazing gif

You’ve laid this out excellently.

Goddamn, I used to follow baseball really closely but have fallen off since I moved to California. I just gave myself about 2 minutes to type as many names as I could into notepad and could only come up with 11 for sure. My pathetic list is below: