Why do you assume these two climbers are rich? They are professional mountaineers, not annual Everest summiteers.

I, Claudius is a really solid choice. If I remember correctly, there’s a sequel that’s decent as well.

I have no knowledge of the NHL or its traditions. Accordingly, I have this song stuck in my head:

Do you feel sick? - cold

No thank you

The obvious answer for what to do on February 4, 2018 is to spend the day outside doing something relaxing or productive, then come home to watch the Kitten Bowl which you’d set to record earlier. http://www.hallmarkchannel.com/kitten-bowl

This is the correct answer. Place your bets, sit down at the bar of the sports book, put a $20 in the video poker machine, play slowly, drink for free, watch your games, and cash out with $10 bucks after a few hours. Even after tips you’re ahead overall with the free drinks.

Does that say pork uterus? Pork ... uterus? I am fairly confident that they don’t sell PORK UTERUSES at a regular butcher shop.

Yeah, that sums it up pretty well

I take every opportunity to sing the praises of Buzzfeed’s news division. They’re truly excellent, especially their investigatory pieces.

a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all

That kind of looks like a less good Lebanon Bologna, which is by far the most delicious luncheon meat.

Yeah but for anyone who doesn’t have Twitter, it took 38 minutes for the second push notification saying it was a false alarm.

Eh, San Jose has mountains though. That adds pizzazz to any skyline photo.

It’s interesting when people die

But why would he have to google that? Pat definitely knows the story of who will sex Dikembe tonight. That’s what I don’t understand.

I don’t get this. Do you not know where Pat went to college?

Yeah, I feel like a lot of people don’t get that scumbag is a literal term for a used condom.

See also, “whimsical”