It’s quality commentary like this that keeps me coming back to Deadspin.

I think this could potentially be a nice thing to do. But only in the scenario of like Bill Self talking to some DIII team. Not unranked Missouri being oh-so-magnanimous to Stephen F Austin.

What’s hypocritical about going to Church occasionally?

Last Christmas also has one of the best 80s music videos. Sad George Michael and happy young people frolicking and throwing snowballs at each other and whatnot.

Wow, never in my life did I think I was going to come away from a Magary poop story thinking “oh, how precious!”

This piece - like everything I’ve read of yours - was fantastic. When I see a Moskovitz byline I know I’m in for something good.

How does this list not include Sean Paul?

In 9th grade I barfed in front of the entire school at morning assembly. Ahh, memories!

I’m another satisfied sonic customer. Absolutely phenomenal customer service.

Do you not watch live sports? There is no way to avoid commercials with live sports. Even the ESPN app has some commercials in between that doofy music they play with the hold screen.

I would pay actual money to see a tape of the room when his lawyers saw these tweets.

My condolences on your sexlexia

American conservatives haven’t cared about the truth in quite some time.

Starred for your inclusion of Eli with the all-time greats

Good God this man is fun to watch

Oh, but that’s in the Gospels. In 2017 Christians take their Biblical instruction from Leviticus only.

He could start now by taking summer classes like Jeff Green did! And seriously, agreed. Bron is whip-smart, I’d like to see him in higher education for his own sake - I bet he’d enjoy being intellectually challenged like he’s been athletically challenged his entire life.

This tidbit from the NYDN about Eli’s locker room support makes me feel all warm and fuzzy:

Holy shit he’s only 40?