Completely agree with all of this. Also, I like that he seems to be well-liked by the rest of the locker room and has been for a long time. After that stupid boat scandal reporters went to Eli for a typical white QB take to shame his receivers but all Eli said was it’s their day off they can do what they want.

What about Adobe? Can chromebooks run that? I’d love to downsize to one but the chrome in-browser pdf viewer sucks.

I am just as angry as you and I’d bet most Giants fans are as well. Fuck this organization. Eli has given them years and years while keeping the respect of the locker room and generally being everything you could ask for in a franchise QB. And this is what he gets? In an unsalvagable season? Fuck them for doing this…

He throws a lot of picks, but he’s a pocket passer, they all throw a ton of picks. Farve has the most picks in NFL history, no one’s saying he’s not a HOFer. Look at Eli’s stats, they’re better than you’d think.

Fuck the Maras, fuck Reese for letting Eli get destroyed behind a shitty o-line for years, and super fuck McAdoo. I know I’m a biased Eli Stan but what a terrible way to treat your franchise QB.

*Nelson Muntz ha! Ha!*

I aim to please

HHAAARRRRRRDDDDDD!!! HARD HARD HARD!!!!

Those curlers really curled a good curl out there. Nice curling all around

His knees are wider than his thighs

Seriously? All soap is not the same. You wash your clothes with bar soap and it’s never going to rinse out. And clothes need agitation to become clean. You wash your children with their clothes on and their skin doesn’t get clean because there is a layer of clothes between soap and skin. And how do you dry these…

Ahhh. I am a dumb.

I’m not really the type to typo police people, but the mental image of a 28.3 earthquake is amusing.

Nah man, click through. Their coverage of these people is absolutely fawning. Just a big knob gobbling slobber fest over there.

Emma! Emma! You buried the lede here. This is a Maureen Dowd article (of course it is).

Oh my God. I had no idea what you were talking about but for some masochistic reason I clicked through and there it was: “I’d have the kids bathe in their clothes and then they change into something else. And then their clothes are clean for the next day. Versus the hotel laundry, which is so expensive.”

Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought

I subscribe to the hippie ethos that the word “hate” is strong and laden with meaning, and I try not to use it very often. I truly hate the New York Times.