*pushes up nerd glasses*

It’s from one of the Austin Powerses. I think maybe the second one.

I read that as “catch me I’m going to fart,” which would be an appropriate response to all Jameis Winston stories.

The entire concept is fucked. No replay angles during gameplay! It messes with your depth perception. This is my Hill to Die On.

Ahhhhhhh no!! Scott’s Tots! Skip episode! Skip episode!

Roy is the best I will actually fight you

True, but Jim kept pranking and generally being an asshole to Dwight even in later seasons when he was his boss. I know the show did not model professionalism but that was seriously uncool.

This is, objectively, moderately funny. However, I am fucking cracking up here in my office. That lopsided lower-case d absolutely kills me. He could not possibly have made his homemade back of hat sign look more deranged.

Theological discussions on Deadspin! I’m so fulfilled right now.

Economic anxiety driving support for racist policies is a complete myth. Trump voters were wealthier than Clinton voters. It’s just racism, misogyny, xenophobia, general bigotry of all kinds.

Extraordinarily agreed. There’s only so many phone calls to purple states I can make as a lifelong resident of blue states.

Completely agreed. By all means, give Webb some snaps, but the two primary hindrances to this team are McAdoo’s terrible terrible playcalling and Reese’s incompetence resulting in years of zero QB protection. Eli is a solid QB with flashes of brilliance and it’s irrational to blame this season on him given the massive…

Give Webb snaps all you want, McAdoo, but if you don’t give Eli the start I will be incandescent with rage.

You’re moving a bit too fast there. The next step is actually to ask the judge for a bad law thingy.

Good to know, thanks internet stranger!

Interesting. And it’s not like fucking in the backseat of a car with that bump there? I mean, I’ve got nothing against a good car fuck but not every time.

Nosy question: how do you have sex with the bridge thing? I’d think you’d end up jostling the beds apart and crash down to the floor between them.

They also have them in train stations.

Christ, that’s awful. I hope that coming forward has helped her in some way.