Evergreen headline, actually

100% accurate

Huh. I’m a patriotic American and I’ve never had to use any of that shit. May i suggest further coursework in:

Yeah sure, asshole.

Yeah, the UM medical staff has to share some of the blame here. Stand your ground and demand adequate medical care for this student - don’t just go along with these half-assed plans.

Wilton sat in the front seat of a van provided by Purdue and driven by a student

Seriously.

Drew was the only male deadspin author to say simply “of course I’m voting for Hillary Clinton” without some long spiel about a protest vote or how both candidates were bad or whatever horseshit the others thought of. I’ll always think of him fondly for that.

You’re moving goalposts. I said was you were wrong to assert that the 5th Amendment allows someone to invoke its protections to avoid civil liability. I never said that to invoke the 5th in a civil proceeding that the criminal proceeding has to be contemporaneous, just that there has to be “a prospect of criminal…

You’re only entitled to take 5 in a civil proceeding if there is also a criminal proceeding. If there is no prospect of criminal prosecution there is no 5th Amendment right.

For the love of God, please stop crossposting these to Deadspin

Managing your anxiety through the constant reassurance of other people, with or without an app, is terribly unhealthy.

No. Here’s the relevant text of the 5th Amendment: “nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself.” 

Right. Thus, conversely, if there is no possibility of a criminal proceeding there is no 5th Amendment right.

Criminally understarred comment

This is wrong. The fifth amendment right against self incrimination only applies to custodial interrogation by government officials pre charging or any interrogation (custodial or not) after arraignment. There is no fifth amendment protection from questioning by a private party where there is no prospect of a criminal…

+1 flat of applause

The ad keeps going. The white woman then transforms into a woman who looks like she’s Indian or Latina. They appear to have been going for some sort of good for all skin tones approach. But all the news coverage has only included the first two women and not the whole clip.