My MIL is a June born in June. Flag day!

Jesus Christ, 37kg is 81.5 pounds.

I unironically and unreservedly love Eli Manning and his big dumb face. When he does his little derp DERP routine whenever he throws a pick I just want to go out onto the field and give him an orange slice and tell him everyone makes mistakes.

Extremely fair and my exact approach. I have watched two superlative Superbowl wins in the past 10 years. I don’t get to complain about the Giants for at least another 20.

People do that here in SF too, but it’s not as widespread, so you’ll be driving down a street and there will be like one car parked right in the center. And, totally separately, people park in traffic lanes on Sundays and our response is to set up committees to investigate the feasibility of legalizing it.

Well, no. Top personal injury lawyers rise to the top of their profession by winning big cases. To win a big case you have to find a big case - you’re not making a name for yourself representing some rich person who fell on their neighbor’s driveway. Making a name for yourself requires finding potential plaintiffs…

Personal injury lawyers work on contingency. She wasn’t paying them upfront.

Men don’t do beam. The only apparatuses both sexes do are vault and floor, although horizontal bar (men) and uneven bars (women) are fairly similar.

It’s clearly homering off of BP pitches. The question is about people, not men. 0-1% of women (generously) can dunk on a 10 foot hoop. And Americans are taller than the average world citizen. Dunking is largely about height. If you’re 5'5" you’re not dunking unless you’ve got a superhuman vertical leap. Hitting…

Holy shit, no one made a Jerry Maguire reference?

I’d to fund this mad scientist’s kickstarter

I’d forgotten about these videos! You made my day

Me too, it implies he’s wearing butt padding

Delightfully, they do have that section, and it’s not too far off your description:

It’s also the plot of Rockys 2-5

Which is why I’m watching at a friend’s house.

3) the wife is faking her current orgasms and would like to have a real one for a change

Yup. I was this woman with my ex. Had about 3 real orgasms in 4 years.

That’s not what possession with intent to sell means. It’s a reference to the weight of drugs he was holding when caught.

Seriously. Drinking is fun, feeling buzzed is nice. Being drunk is awful - dizzy, nauseous, feeling out of control and vulnerable, etc. I don’t get the appeal.