Oh I had a similar experience! When I was 21 I had my first ever ocular migraine (no headache) and thought I was going blind so I rushed down to the ER. Got put in a totally dark room for examination with the most gorgeous man I’d ever seen. I felt so dumb but God that was a nice examination.

Lol

his left foot stays planted, so no travel.

Endearing shit like beating his wife?

I tied my own shoes once. It was an overrated experience.

Payless’ sizes are remarkably consistent. I’ve been able to reliably purchase 7.5 shoes from their house brand and they always fit. BALLS I am upset at this news.

You have an incredible capacity for hate

Don’t be an asshole.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about Ron Howard and baseball-cap-on haircuts

This is not remotely close to how hashtags work

Welcome to the club. I gave up on my once beloved Metsies when they took Jose Reyes back.

I fucking recognized this story from the URL. That’s how good this craziness is.

Could there be a good way to look like Ted Cruz?

I will vouch for that. I met him last year at a campaign event. Dear Lord. I came into the office afterwards and was a giggly mess.

Right? Just because spousal rape wasn’t recognized as a crime until recently that’s a reason to rape your wife?

Academics have no common sense

Drew, I’m a straight woman and am here to tell you that, while you’re right about the creepiness of photography as a hobby, you’re wrong about model trains. I hear a dude is into model trains and I just think of Big Pussy and go awwwwwwwwww. Don’t think he’s a creep, am just worried about him.

Yeah at this point being a nevertrumper isn’t something to be lauded. It’s the bare minimum to be a nonshitty human being.

Nope. She failed upwards by marrying Kris.

Well fuck. How much money could Fox Sports Live possibly cost them to produce? They don’t even get the best highlights.