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Please, for the love of God, rephrase this headline. That was not a mental picture I needed.

That’s not “double parking” though. This is double parking

Excellent point. I legit had always assumed that Pitt/Jolie were much closer in age than they are.

Brokeback Mountain. I saw that inthe theater and couldn’t leave even when the house lights went up because I was sobbing too hard to walk.

Hamilton, are you one of those far-left geniuses who is anti-charity because that’s privatizing something which should be governmental?

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a giraffe can’t play football

LBJ was a solidly built man, but certainly not trumpesque

Plus employee costs have got to be way higher. I hope that employees working in secure areas have passed background checks. If so, their employers are paying a premium in wages significantly above and beyond what a non-secure McDonald’s employee is making.

Well, no, I’m not saying I actually *know* what went down inside a stranger’s uterus. I’m just indulging in a silly pastime.

Jezebel is a celebrity gossip site though. Beyonce babytruthing is celebrity gossip. It doesn’t imply judgment for using a surrogate, it’s just an observation that she did not carry her first child herself but pretended she did.

Christianity? Idk, that comment makes no sense

This is the correct answer. In addition to these logical arguments, el DF is awesome and I need an excuse to go.

Perfect, this is exactly what I was looking for! Thanks!

Are there any crash courses in immigration law available? I’m ready and willing to help, but not able. I’m a civil litigator - I know nothing at all about immigration.

I just learned the word ichor like two weeks ago and now I see it in some random deadspin comment. I love it when that happens.

There are dozens of us!

This article is on Jezebel you dumbfuck