It would be kind of funny if Tom Cruise just broke his ankle from something mundane like missing a step coming out of his trailer and remains completely fine after doing all his crazy stunts.

I think he’s still by the phone waiting for Beverly Hills Cop 4.

There’s never a good reason to watch Beverly Hills Cop 3. Never! Not even the warm charm of the Honorable Judge Reinhold can save it.

Maybe he has alien DNA. Cause if he has alien DNA then he has alien DNA and alien DNA is the key to unlocking all these mysteries about alien DNA..... Aliendnaaliendnaaliendnaaliendna

Crash taught me car crash sex isn’t sexy at all. But I’m not here to judge other people’s kinks.

You can tell they know about Toledo since there’s posters of Max Klinger all over town.

That’s bothered me some. Greg is a good dude, but seems to have been completely forgotten because Tommy gets so much attention.

He has power and there’s not a lack of sycophants out in the world.

I might like more Twin Peaks, but I’d also be completely satisfied if they didn’t bring it back.

...and now for my Woody Allen impersonation

I haven’t seen a Liam Neeson action movie since Taken/The Grey, but I caught the trailer for The Commuter and it grabbed me and now I want to go see it. I know it’s probably going to be average at best, but dammit, I want to go. I think this is why I avoided every other Liam Neeson action film. The knowledge I spent…

You go for a direct-to-DVD star and you DON’T hire Billy Zane? What is wrong with you True Detective? The Zane Train is ready to leave the station.

I have generally been over the showfor the last few seasons, but have usually just watched to see if Kyle MacLachlan shows up. And I will do it one last time for this season.

The Neighbors is ultimate proof of that. Wisaue tried to purposely do what he accidentally did with The Room and it’s just completely unwatchable. And not in a good way.

I find it to be too hard on Greg. Any chance he had of having a “normal” acting has probably been destroyed due to him being so closely linked with Wisaeu now, so if doing a movie with him keeps him working then I can’t criticize that decision.

Of course Landis disowned the product. He went around on Twitter bragging he had just written the next Star Wars franchise when he finished it in 2015.

Harvey really was talking to David Berkowitz too. When I talk about this, I’m talking about social media stuff and, you know, that’s out there. 

God dammit, Fred. Stop eavesdropping.

I reckon you could fill out most of the list by doing quick Google searches without having to see any of the movies themselves.

Maybe don’t put half a cow on your sandwich like in the picture for a start.