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My immediate thought to Frank potentially having a passport is he would have sold it years ago in order to buy booze/drugs.

He was in the original US adaption, but I can’t see anything in the article saying he’s in this new version.

I’d say it’d be damn near impossible for anyone to match the brilliance of Richard Ayoade on the show and I don’t know if i’d care to see anyone even try.

I spelt BOOBIES on my calculator once! I’m a bit of a badass, you’ve probably heard of me.

Hey guys, this one time I told the coffee people my name was John. But guess what? My name isn’t actually John!!! They had no idea why I was smirking like a lunatic when I got my coffee. I swear, you’d of needed a goddamn jackhammer to get remove the smile on my face after I was done.

The GoodPlace and Twin Peaks have definitely been my favourites this year. I usually like Bojack, but season 4 just didn’t grab me the way 1-3 have. Not that it was terrible or anything, just felt repetitive.

Hopefully they didn’t laugh and reply “What a story!” when the Louis CK news first broke.

I wish I could play the new Wolfenstein games, but they give me such bad motion sickness that I wanna puke after 20 minutes of playing them.

Who knew I’d find a baby giving the thumbs up from inside Norman Reedus to be so enjoyable.

I saw the The Disaster Artist yesterday, I liked it, but as a fan of Greg Sestero’s book, I wasn’t blown away by it. It’s probably OK if you’ve just seen The Room (or even not), but it’s a very happy Hollywood version and paints Tommy more like he’s just simply loveably eccentric, rather than the emotionally damaged

My mum used to call it “cutting off your own nose to spite your face”.

I met Skeletor at a shopping centre when I was a kid. Total jerkass, I’m still upset He-Man wasn’t there at the time.

I’m still trying to work outthe way you to go pat someone on the back and that causes you to “accidentally” put your hand down their skirt... To the laboratory!

I mean, any show starring Jean-Claude Van Damme shouldn’t need anyone asking if it should be picked up, the answer is obviously yes it should, but everything else is probably a 50/50 proposition at best, so I can understand the reluctance to show pilots. You’re basically showing all these others shows suck because

Well it’s hard to hate him since he was so polite you see! I mean, being a Nazi, I can overlook that, but if a man doesn’t say please and thankyou, well I’ll be damned if I sit back and let that slide.

Did Hitler win for killing Hitler?

Pretty sure that was included in Theroux’s documentary. He goes into it a fair bit about the methods they use to harass and intimidate former members and people who speak out against them.

I drank onion juice, which has caused me to feel far more energetic, youthful, and virile. Unfortunately I’m still a terrible person and others still do not wish to associate with me.

If you have to ask, you’ll never know.

Watch Louie Theroux’s documentary about Scientology. They find out he’s making a documentary and they start sending members out to harass him and film him.