Car racing on an open road with no guardrails and cliff edges is dangerous? Who would have thought. What a bunch of namby-pamby wusses. Ask the drivers if they want to limit engine sizes or put governors on their engines. And no motorcycles in 2020? I bet the events lawyers made that decision, not the riders. Try…

I’d rather see a statue of Lincoln taking a piss on a confederate flag while he’s standing with his foot on the neck of R.E. Lee.

Nothing better than a good run on Call of Duty and killing enemies with your squad.

You believe in public whatever it takesto get your client freed. It helps that you’ve received a 250,000$ non-refundable retainer and can charge 1200$ an hour. Weinstein is a pig and a bully and a rapist and an asshole but he’s also rich.

I’ve got some black neighbors who have come over for BBQ and beers more than a few times and we’re friends. I’d like to get invited when they have a family BBQ (Darryl is a much better cook) but I know I’d be the turd in the punchbowl. So I go fishing.

A head chef/owner I worked for told me if you want to make it the owner needs to be there every day, open to close for at least the first year. He was successful but a tyrant on the line. A yeller and curser but he bought us extra shift drinks. And he also made a point of pulling a C-Note out of the register every…

Are the people who cut their palms on avocados the same dumbasses who cut themselves on bagels. You cut halfway through the bagel and then turn it over and cut upwards away from your hand. You hit the avocado pit with the blade just enough to let it grab and twist the blade and the pit comes out. Maybe some people…

The British lost more men in one day at the Somme than the US did in 10 years in Vietnam. No wonder they still remember that war. The US just starts another one and adds the last one to our list.

Maybe if there had been a few transgender, cigarette smoking, French speaking prostitutes with lisps you’d see it more as art. And that smell is pretentious movie snobs channeling Truffaut.

What a bunch of scaredy cats. I have more faith in America than you do I guess. Americans are a proud people but they know when they’ve been conned. A lot of Trumpers talk the talk but when they vote a lot of them will go blue. I predict a landslide against the GOP and Trump. You’re all acting just like the sheep…

Since sides are usually half prepped so they’re available quickly, getting yours at the end of the meal is ridiculous. I wouldn’t pay for it and I’d talk to the manager if the server game me any grief. Better to write off 50 cents than a customer spending 30 dollars.

Oh the horror. A pre-screened passenger might have to wait a little for their friend who isn’t pre-screened. Whatever will they do? How will they cope with having free time? Play a game on their phone standing in the Starbuck’s line and then meeting their friend with a hot latte maybe?

The Hummer is really a good choice. You can put a shit ton batteries in a Hummer. And as far as recycling batteries after a few years it can be done. 

I’m just an old boomer and I can’t understand why people have to be connected every second of the day. Try interacting with salespeople and stop being so self important that everything else in the world can wait. It’s rude. You’re not that important that common decency is something you can just put on hold. I stopped…

Greatest headline ever. I’m surprised that a unicorn didn’t pop out.

Maybe if the police parked 3 or 4 cruisers outside the lot along with 6 tow trucks and instantly arrested burnouts for reckless driving the bad apples would go away. I feel sorry for anyone living within a 1/4 mile of those parking lots. Their yards must sound like NASCAR is next door.

Mumbai and that section of the Indian coast are some of the most polluted places on the planet. How is that fish not carrying toxic everything. Hmmm, feces and cadmium give it that bite.

How is it possible that a Michelin starred restaurant doesn’t have a waiting list and was unable to fill that reservation with three days notice? The restaurant may be highly rated but this bad word of mouth will get around. Kiss that star goodbye for being jerks.

The Times Board are a bunch of idiots. I’m really afraid that the DNC will have Sanders and Warren leading the pack then the DNC will find a way to give Biden the nomination. Sanders got screwed last time when Clinton got the nod even though Sanders was the best nominee because it was “her turn”. The Democratic Party…

A little butter to sautee some shallots, a dash of white wine then a pat of cold butter to thicken things up works for every kind of meat.