Republicans? Read??

A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. Pun in, ten dead.

My ex-wife and her mother and sister wanted me to go see their psychic down in Dallas. They knew I thought psychics were complete frauds but they stayed true. Before we went I planted a bunch of envelopes with names I made up, some tourist brochures and a letter I typed on my MIL’s computer from a made up mortuary…

The First Officer and Helmsman must have passed out already.

White people don’t stop acting like white people just because of an imaginary border line. Maybe that’s where they breed the stupid racist asshole cops that show up in the US. Quebecississippi du Nord.

If DJT was playing poker he’d be holding his cards backwards and raising on a pair of twos. 

So in other words, nobody.

A lot of grocers will grind up a whole beef roast for you to make your own 85/15. They won’t do pork though, too messy.

Who is broadcasting the AAF. I have Comcast, Roku with network coverage. Who? ESPN 8 The Ocho?

My go to character test is how she treats servers and staff in a restaurant. The true assholes show themselves every time.

I’m enough of an optimist to believe that if Trump and his pals try to hide or bury the report there will copies of it in the in boxes of every major paper in the country and damn the consequences.

A new dealer Z6 in Detroit has some marked down to 108,000$.

Let’s see how many of these 1/29 commenters revise their comments now that he’s been arrested for faking the attack.

Three words: Absence of Malice. Fuck that brat and the GOP shitstains behind him.

Two words: jumps, wings.

Then enjoy playing Fortnite in your sweats and being alone. 10 minutes a day is hardly constant.

Kuchar can try to justify his behavior all he wants with legal arguments and messed up rich persons logic but it comes down he’s just a fucking cheapskate who wanted to keep the money. Cheeeeeeap! should be his new fan shoutout.

Using the excuse “I don’t have the time” is always a copout. You can have a sparkling bathroom, a clean kitchen all within 10 minutes if you try. I like the set a timer comment. Set it for 15 minutes and clean a room. Do the dishes, Swiffer the kitchen floor, put toilet bowl cleaner in the bowl and spray the toilet…

I wonder if there are some outtakes with Behar or Whoopi telling McCain to just shut the fuck up!

You can’t “see” stupidity either but here we are.