Holy shit, a Lambo ran 10 hours. In a row?

Maybe Pete shouldn’t have made that “When we break up” joke on SNL.

What does this button do?

Becky was an idiot and terribly wrong but now she’s ostracized and hated and a national fool. Maybe she’s mentally ill, maybe a racist dumbass, but now she’s a non-person in NYC. How much piling on is enough? And can the cops block a phone number for a serial 911 caller?

If you walk in and say “give me a beer” and the bartender gives you a draft PBR it’s on you. Drink it, shut up and order what you should have ordered in the first place.

I was going to get snarky about Miller but those “Good Dogs, who’s a good dog” took it out of me. I have to go find a dog to pet right now.

You didn’t mention “Yessa Massah” West stole the idea from a grad student in Detroit when he was here last week standing on a school desk while yelling “Leave Kavanaugh the fuck alone”. Please stop covering anything regarding that asshole.

That POS Flake probably got a call from one of the partners at his future law firm telling him no vote no partnership. What a freaking snake.

I left for the Detroit airport 3 hour early. It usually took a half hour to get there. But construction, a traffic accident made me only have 90 minutes. I got into the TSA snake line for 45 minutes where the TSA agent told me my flight was at the international terminal next door. Ran out and looked for the shuttle…

Stupid fucking white people love Trump because they equate money with intelligence. He’s got it so he must be smarter than me. But about Kanye, two half-asses make one ass whole.

When Trump gets indicted and Little Donnie is led away in cuffs, the next day we attack Iran. The Dumbass Don is prepping.

Warren 2020. She has more balls than the entire male Democratic leadership. Keep kicking them in the balls Liz!

That driver is getting all of my business. 

I could only stomach a few minutes of this but they reminded me of one of those videos where babies are speaking to each other in their own made-up language. But hey, Kanyes a genius, right? One with a big brain like Trumps.

I could only stomach 3 minutes of it but it reminded of those videos where babies are talking back and forth with their own made up language. 

The parking lots around Greektown Casino were 5 bucks during the day and if you’re driving in from the northeast suburbs close to Jefferson Ave. take Jefferson all the way to the Renaissance Center. You drive through some shitty neighborhoods but they’re mostly deserted and you come out in Downtown. 

Rally just isn’t the proper word for this. Hillbilly Nuremberg would be better.

Let me guess. All the complainants are old white men who miss the swimsuit competition. Any takers?

Carry a gun?

I’d bet Meghan is going full on “Samantha who” right now.