Man alive, Apple knows how to play you chumps like a shitty violin. 1000$ to IM on a fucking Kindle. It’s just a phone.

Adding a half TS of baking soda to dry beans in a pressure cooker will cut cooking time by 75%.

Nah, Francesa is just an ex-jock douchebag asshole.

Look at those legs. I wonder if she might be the first woman to try throwing a triple back in competition. I've never seen one, has anybody else?

Maybe it's time for that real intervention. The one where she gets an 700 sq. ft. apartment in Encino and a job at the IHOP. Maybe she needs some electro-shock reality therapy and people to stop writing her big checks for the ratings bonanza as she self-destructs.

I'm betting on blowjob at the truck stop.

What a couple of macho assholes. But they were just being the good corporate tools that they are. If it takes a penny out of the bosses pocket it must be ridiculed by some "real" men. I'll bet both of them looked on their kids on something they "had to deal with" and "i gotta babysit tonight". Corporate jock dochebag…

Do they still sell "Zots"? Little hard candies filled with flavored baking soda. Bite 'em and foaming flavor.

They left a 50$ tip on 1300$. Fuck everything else, I wouldn't let those cheapskates back in my bar.

Are you in Boston?

Keep telling yourself that when you're pulling blowfly maggots out of your ears.

Well they have all that new riot gear and no one to use it on, until now. What a bunch of fascist bullies. That girl and the guy getting pepper balled. He has his arms out and the one cop leads with his baton in the mouth. Fascist bastards.

Here's one for you. I'm running the saute station one night and a guy comes in and orders a black pepper New York-well done. We hand cut these beautiful 16oz N.Y.'s before service, roll them in crushed black pepper and saute them in clarified butter. Finish them it with a green peppercorn/cream sauce, OMFG. Anyways,…

Is that Karlin with a "K" the well known dutch author?

I've worked in food service for 30+ years and there is no depth that peoples stupidity will not sink. All you can do is save them up for columns like this or after work bar stories.

Head chefs are dicks, they just are. But most of the ones I know treat everyone as equally worthless. Ramsay might yell, but he isn't a felon who steals from his employees. Any allegations against him, I'd consider the source.

I grew up with "slope" being a term used by soldiers in Vietnam. Clarkson is a smug prick but he seems to buy a lot of American fast cars.

Oh, are they still around?